Sheldon Cooper’s Guide To Break Ups
what my parents think I do
what my friends think I do
what society thinks I do
what I actually do
Blaine, your Darren is showing
Armed with fiercely quick wit and insight, Criss undoubtedly carries a room. But he gives the time of day to each person within it.
Blaine discovers his newfound love of “cronuts” has the residual side-effect of weight gain - namely, the dreaded “Freshman Fifteen.” Combined with witnessing a more physically fit and self-confident Kurt’s star rapidly rising at NYADA while his simultaneously wanes, the increasingly pudgy former dreamboat begins to suffer a crisis in confidence… leading to some uncharacteristic behavior.
Hepburn’s party is a 80s theme party
Boy: Hey Hepburn, are those your dads dancing over there?
Hepburn: Oh my god! Yes. Why are they doing this to me?
Why don’t you look directly into the camera and into the eyes of millions of people struggling to become who they’re meant to be (and deeply into my heart) a little longer, Darren. Just. Why don’t you!?!
Yes, that line and that look gets me.